SO HARDCORE

It's funny because I can't park

Happy Belated Hannukah

Have some doughnut related fun to celebrate

Apparently she wears that pink dressing gown so much her family used to call her the pink panther

Tech Support

All your rage are belong to us.

And now, an excerpt from an actual conversation I really had with the ever friendly people on the phone:

Me (after about a month of not receiving any help on a problem which was getting kind of big considering it was the end of the year and so on): "Hello, is Katya there?"

Ever friendly soldier: "Yes, just a second. Who's calling?"
Me: "Gail"
Friendly soldier: "...Katya isn't here."