Monday, 25 July 2011

Psychometric Exam

So I took the exam a couple of weeks ago.

It caught me a little off gaurd.

The results should be back in like a week or two.

Is there gonna be a post about it?

Also I entered a comic competition and there's money involved.
So everyone just come on down and click this here link and leave a comment saying you liked it.
Think of it as your little way of helping me get my bike back.

Wednesday, 20 July 2011

Output = F(C)

This post is an experimental fluke.

Heat related wanton havoc will resume shortly.

Tuesday, 19 July 2011

I... I don't know

This idea brought to you by some guy named Dan.

Fishbreath says it has something to do with some game called Wizards. I maintain that Dan was having a bad trip when he sent me the e-mail, admit to having not checked to make sure I didn't miss anything before making the comic, and apologize for the confusion. I'll put something more coherent up here by the end of the week, I think.

Wednesday, 13 July 2011

Oh the self hatred

Look at this.

This is my bike.

No, there is nothing wrong with your internet connection.
Or your browser.
My bike is gone.

A mere two weeks ago my parents bought me a shiny new bike.
And now it's gone.

Let's start again.

Look at this.
Well, imagine this, I can't be bothered to draw.
I rarely draw when I'm truly angry. Only fake rage.

I am a bike.
My front wheel is missing, it was punctured and is being fixed.
My seat is missing, my owner took it home so that you wouldn't steal it.

I am the frame of a bike and one wheel.
And I am chained, frame and wheel, to a bike stand.
If you try to ride me you will encounter plenty of friction from the floor, not to mention slight discomfort in your behind.
You have no reason to steal me.
And my owner will be very upset if you do.

Please don't steal me.
I'll only be here for two days.
It was reckless of my owner to leave me chained out in a public place for so long, yes.
Not to mention she had so many chances to go out and fetch me and bring me home.
I guess she doesn't really love me.

She could have saved me.

Sunday, 10 July 2011

Let's go on an Adventure

That's right, ladies and gentleman. This could have been a post about hunting hookers in Tel Aviv. But *apparently* that's not a socially acceptable thing to do.

So you'll just have to make do with this.

Tuesday, 5 July 2011


I'm bored, is what I'm trying to say here.


So today I had no one to go eat with and felt like sushi and ordered some takeaway rolls and they took so long to come out that I just ate there. Alone. At the bar. Embodying the forever alone guy for all to see.