Tuesday, 10 July 2012

Pool Party!

Lately I've been chauffering my little brothers to and from summer camp.
There's a pool involved, and when I come to pick them up I let them splash about a bit before taking them home.
I have learned a lot from watching them and the other children in the pool. For instance, did you know that kids are shitty divers?


And yes there really was a scary old lady just standing there glaring at everything.

2 comments:

  1. kids also suck at chugging cheap vodka. and writing doctoral dissertations. FUCKING KIDS!

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    1. So do some 22 year olds, and then they throw up everywhere.

      Girl, if you can't handle your alcohol, what are you doing at my party?!
      Not aimed at you.
      Just a general statement I needed to get out.

      In short, FUCKING EVERYONE!

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